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Posted 900 days ago by Jared Burke

I’ll do a remix now and again, only they’re so fly I insist that you call it a “Remax”.

Posted 900 days ago by Jared Burke

I was getting the fancy oatmeal cracked home style 9-grain nonsense, but now I just get the grocery store brand whole wheat. For buns I alternate between Kaiser and onion buns, or bunions as they obviously should be called.

Posted 930 days ago by Jared Burke

We roll slow down Greenmont.

Posted 930 days ago by Jared Burke

You people are sick perverts. You should be ashamed. I’m ashamed of you. What have you been googling? You know Google keeps all those logs and they’re going to use them against you when you run for public office in the future.

I’m just yanking your chains. This is not that weird and you’re all normal people. I like to give my songs shocking titles that get the zoologists excited.

Posted 930 days ago by Jared Burke

Meh. Not sure where I was going with this, but it is not vomit. It is not poo. I think it’s somewhere between food waste and industrial waste. Let’s listen, shall we?